Hello poppets, you are welcome to ask me anything you want. I will do my best to provide you with the best answers I can.

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*stares wide eyed* I thought the butt grabbing was pretty daring… its the most daring thing I—it’s not that daring??!!! *suddenly flustered*

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Only a week? I have so much more control hahaha!

Oh, you’re so cute… I wouldn’t expect nothing more from a sweet little virgin. ♥

*grabs that sweet plush, ass without second thoughts* I’ve never really been a patient guy, y’know? And a butt this fine can really make a guy act not like himself—can make him do crazy, daring things!

Daring things, you say? Care to give me an example?

Quit smackin yer own ass—thats my job, sweetcheeks

Getting cocky, eh? May I remind you that you couldn’t even handle a simple kiss, you wouldn’t be able to get your hand anywhere near my ass~

Try again in ten years, Darling~

Younger than you, old man. So perf and young that even your fine ass can’t compare to my glorious butt

Then what is this thing I found in my questions?

You want it~

Of course not, how silly.

((SHHHH, don’t rat me out Anon.))

Hygiene, you gotta wash dem sticky fingers before touching the booty.

I have a great booty.

Youre talking about me right?

How old are you anyway?

Such a responsible little sexual deviant you are ~

Sometimes it’s a curse to be so youthful and beautiful…